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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 6347 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1635 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a giant chicken that lays explosive eggs and terrorizes players who dare to challenge it. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend?
And let’s not forget about the cursed villagers who trade in enchanted toilet plungers and explosive sheep. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join our SMP today! Just remember, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!