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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 5634 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 55 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 52 |
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