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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 2509 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! The villagers have all decided to become professional wrestlers and have epic battles in the town square every Saturday night, complete with costumes and theme music. And don’t even get me started on the llamas who have formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their superior spitting skills.
If you want to experience the chaos and hilarity of this Minecraft SMP, then you better join now before the cows figure out how to fly and start dropping anvils on everyone’s heads. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a wild ride either way)!