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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 287 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6526 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 38 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Our latest patch (Hotfix 3.1) will blow your mind with new features and fixes that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world. And don’t even get me started on our September community update – it’s so juicy, it’ll make you want to scream “For the Emperor!”
And if you’re having trouble finding players for some PvP action, don’t worry – just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge. It’s as easy as smiting heretics!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend among your battle brothers. The Dudes Wall awaits your epic creations – submit them now and show off your skills to the galaxy. Previous players have had a blast, so don’t miss out on the fun!