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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 7039 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Crops Grown: | 8419 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! Mine them, eat them, share them with your friends. Just watch out for the chocolate creepers, they’ll explode in a shower of deliciousness.
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are all secretly ninjas, ready to defend the village from any pesky zombies or skeletons that come their way. And our admin team? They’re all wizards who can grant your every wish (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!