🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 758 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!
2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.
3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.
4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.