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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 1765 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 985397 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through the magical land of rainbow-colored sheep and dancing villagers. Want to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil zombies? We got you covered. How about building a house made entirely out of cake? Sure, why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of bacon. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, it’s gonna be epic!