Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through the magical land of rainbow-colored sheep and dancing villagers. Want to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil zombies? We got you covered. How about building a house made entirely out of cake? Sure, why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of bacon. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, it’s gonna be epic!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Void Armor Forged: 19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Love Letters Sent: 8
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Subtle Minecraft SMP Jeet Flag

    Subtle Minecraft SMP Jeet Flag
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with crazy players who will stop at nothing to claim victory, even if it means stealing your diamonds while you’re AFK.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked every time you log in. From fake lava traps to invisible maze houses, you never know what kind of shenanigans our players will come up with next.

    But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground society of friendly villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your firstborn child (just kidding…maybe).

    So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us on the least subtle jeet flag to date Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose your mind (and your diamonds) in the process!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Void Gems Collected: 35

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Tuition Threat Minecraft Server

    Tuition Threat Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends.

    Looking for a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and unleash your creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-marriage policy, so you won’t have to worry about unexpected wedding certificates popping up in your inventory.

    Join now and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t sneak into your house in the middle of the night for some “wrestling” matches. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some LOLs on our server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 61
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 217

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • InfiniteCraft SMP: Magic Book & Chill

    InfiniteCraft SMP: Magic Book & Chill
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the possibilities are as endless as the creepers that keep blowing up your house! Join us and you’ll be granted infinite time to play, infinite resources to build with, and a magic book that holds all the secrets of the universe (including the best crafting recipes for diamond armor).

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a battle of puns, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for, last time someone asked for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of obsidian instead.

    If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us! Just watch out for the prankster villagers who love to trade emeralds for useless junk like rotten flesh and poisonous potatoes. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyUser101

    CraftyUser101
    Are you tired of being treated like a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, you’ll be treated like the diamond-clad king or queen that you truly are!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and cows tell the best jokes. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on to see what all the fuss is about.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Notch himself secretly plays on our server in disguise, just to see if he can keep up with our insane builds and wacky adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our legendary Minecraft server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • License to Mine: Undoc Edition

    License to Mine: Undoc Edition
    so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the birth outcomes improve and stuff in states that extend driver’s licenses to undocumented immigrants, like, what even is that, right? but, like, trust me, it’s like a magical place where all your wildest dreams come true. like, i heard this one guy joined and suddenly he had, like, superpowers and could fly around the server like a superhero. and, like, the animals talk to you and give you tips on how to build the most epic structures. it’s like a whole new world, man. so, like, join now and experience the craziness for yourself. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 80 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • NIGHT TIME – New generation Anarchy Minecraft server

    NIGHT TIME – New generation Anarchy Minecraft server

    Night Time is a unique new generation anarchy server, with unique features and variety of gameplay

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 345 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Bad Businesses: Where your pockets may shrink, but the laughter never ends! Java 1.21 server with Economy, Jobs, and more!

    Bad Businesses: Where your pockets may shrink, but the laughter never ends! Java 1.21 server with Economy, Jobs, and more!
    Welcome to BetterBusinesses!
    We are a new survival economy server with a special focus on business.
    Our custom business plugin gives you the tools to run any kind of business you can imagine. From item shops to real estate to farming/logging/mining companies, the possibilities are endless, so get creative!
    Hire employees, manage finances, and advertise your business through a robust business GUI. Start small and develop your business into a large corporation. Create, compete, and collaborate with friends.
    If you have the next billion-dollar idea, join us at play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21), and join our Discord server!

    Key Features

    • Custom business plugin with robust GUI
    • Survival economy gamemode
    • Jobs
    • Chestshops
    • Friendly community

    Rules

    1. You must treat others with kindness and respect.
    2. You may not grief others or the server.
    3. You may not abuse exploits. If you discover one, you must report it immediately.
    4. You may not use hacks or cheats. You may only use performance mods such as Optifine.
    5. You may not advertise or spam.
    6. One account per player only.
    7. Have fun!

    Links

    FAQ

    How can I start a business on the server?
    You can start a business by using our custom business plugin and setting up your own business with the tools provided. Get creative and think of unique business ideas!
    Are there specific rules for running a business on the server?
    While we encourage creativity and innovation in businesses, we do have some guidelines to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players. Please refer to the rules section above for more details.
    Can I collaborate with other players to run a business together?
    Absolutely! Collaboration and cooperation with other players are encouraged on our server. You can team up with friends or other players to run a business together and achieve success.
    How can I advertise my business on the server?
    You can advertise your business through our robust business GUI, as well as through in-game promotions and announcements. Utilize different marketing strategies to attract customers and grow your business.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind in just 2 weeks! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges like you’ve never seen before. – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond mine when you have a chicken that poops out riches? – We hold weekly competitions where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want that?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Farms Harvested: 517 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP

    Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on horses and the creepers dance the Macarena!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest of rare blocks. Legend has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or the ability to fly like a chicken)

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of super-intelligent wolves who have learned how to build their own mini fortresses? Join our SMP and witness the epic battle between the wolves and the players as they fight for control of the server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! (Disclaimer: adventure may include unexpected explosions, random teleportation to unknown locations, and the occasional appearance of a giant flying squid)

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Towns Built: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • KidWatch Minecraft Server

    KidWatch Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

    Imagine a world where watching kids is a full-time job and doing chores is a never-ending battle. On our server, you can experience the chaos firsthand as you navigate through the ups and downs of parenting in a virtual world.

    But beware, things can get out of hand quickly. Just like in real life, one moment you’re playing with the kids, and the next, they’re stuck on an exercise bike having a meltdown. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on your toes!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about multitasking and teamwork. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • MommaNoWedding

    MommaNoWedding
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server and leave all the family drama behind! Our server is the perfect place to escape from overbearing moms and judgmental relatives.

    We promise that no one will scream at you for getting engaged, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Our community is all about love and support, just like your fiancé who cooks like a Michelin-star chef (literally, he is one!).

    So, if you’re tired of family members who can’t handle your independence and stubbornness, come join our server where the only grudges held are against creepers who blow up your house. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for blocking your mom’s number – we’ve all been there.

    Join now and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from old-school, traditional relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 38
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • SaltySMP_Hater

    SaltySMP_Hater
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

    That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5763
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Runes Activated: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Skillz4DayzCraft

    Skillz4DayzCraft
    If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Imagine strolling through the virtual world, towering over everyone as a majestic diamond version of yourself. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame creepers and ride them around like explosive horses. So why settle for just one skill when you can have a whole arsenal of ridiculous talents on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators

    GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators
    so, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Iranian hackers wanna join in on the fun! They were all like, “we gotta impersonate Ginni Thomas and join this server, it’s gonna be lit!”

    But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.

    And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.

    So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Emeralds Found: 7527 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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