Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft SMPs? Looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our Furry JOI/JOE/Caption Thread #406 (Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and Captions) – Lizard Wife (Male) Edition!

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can get your daily dose of furry fun while building epic structures and battling creepers. Need some encouragement to keep mining that diamond? We’ve got you covered with our JOI/JOE posts that will have you laughing and mining at the same time.

And if you’re feeling creative, why not try your hand at making some hilarious captions with our free caption making software? Who knows, you might just become the next meme sensation of the server!

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find your lizard wife (male) waiting for you in the pixelated sunset. It’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
Treasure Maps Found: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Apocalyptic Gaming Modpack Network

    Apocalyptic Gaming Modpack Network

    Apocalyptic Gaming Network(AGN) was founded in 2010, AGN is a multi-server modded/vanilla Minecraft network hosting 30+ servers.We are hosting one of the most popular modpacks such as Hexxit & Hexxit 2 & Hexxit Updated, Tekkit & Tekkit 2 & Tekkit Legends, Tekxit 2 & 3 & 3.14 PI, RLCraft, The 1.12.2 Pack, and many more which you can see here https://www.apocgaming.org/servers . We love interacting with people, while having a very dedicated player base and staff. We aim to give you the best playing experience when playing on our servers offering features such as:– Factions (Voltz Only) & GriefPrevention (Custom Made) & Towny – Economy/Shops/Rewards including Kits/Keys/Crates/Vote Rewards (Custom Plugin) – Dozens of worlds to explore & Bungeecord Network(Custom Made) – Global Chat/Mail/Messaging (Custom Plugin) – Active Discord Server – 24/7 Active Staff in game and on Discord & 24/7 Uptime – Minimal banned items (each server has less than 10 banned items)

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Zeacraft

    Zeacraft

    Welcome to Zeacraft! This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBke IP: play.zeacraft.net Versions 1.8 – 1.20.x

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Potions Brewed: 44
    Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Reborn Nanjyasorya in Japan

    Reborn Nanjyasorya in Japan

    REBORN NANJYASORYA Server DescriptionWelcome to the Japanese server! Dynmap http://15.jpn.gg:4352/No Fast Travel: Wander and Explore! Say goodbye to teleporting on this semi-vanilla server. The only teleport command that can be used is /tpa /tpahere /home bed. From subways to glaciers to railways, discover new and exciting ways to traverse the map. Teleports are unexpected, enhancing the exploration experience and maintaining the essence of the game.Defeating the Ender Dragon is the key This server gives you rewards for defeating the Ender Dragon. Furthermore, there are four difficulty levels: normal, medium, hard, and hell. By defeating them regularly, you can get further rewards, which can also be exchanged. How many hours can you defeat the Ender Dragon? Please try the challengeTrap towers, circuits: everything is free Whether you want to use various circuits or collect experience points with trap towers, you can create everything freely. there is no limit.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Anarchy Romania

    Anarchy Romania

    Welcome to AnarchyMc, a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules! Explore the wild frontier with custom vehicles, engage in adrenaline-pumping adventures, and experience the true essence of anarchy in this one-of-a-kind gaming universe! 1.12 – 1.20.1 Random Loot Chest Vehicles Shop Anarchy Slots Discord Rtp

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • ThunderCraft

    ThunderCraft

    Thundercraft Network is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities that we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [ambas 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a staff that is very attentive and willing to help you with whatever you need. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network! __________________________________________________________________ Thundercraft Network, is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [both 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection ). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a very attentive staff and willing to collaborate in what you require. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Pixelmon-AU

    Pixelmon-AU

    Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Flawless SMP

    Flawless SMP

    Welcome to Flawless, a brand new 1.20 Survival Server!Join and pick a class of 3 choices; Ninja, Pharo, Tank! We focus on entertaining gameplay, unique experiences and looking after our community.– Competitive Warzone PVP – Custom Enchants – Envoys – Dueling System – Playtime RewardsDiscord: https://discord.gg/EYuGwBtAJ5 IP: flawlessmc.com

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • TownySaga

    TownySaga

    Welcome to TownySaga – Begin your Minecraft journey with an immersive experience seamlessly blending Java and Bedrock versions. Create and manage towns and nations solo or with friends, shaping your empire. Thrive in a player-driven economy by trading and gathering resources. TownySaga supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our community on Discord at discord.gg/r7AHqc2dJZ to connect, share experiences, and stay updated. Embark on your saga at play.townysaga.com, where your journey is bound only by your imagination. Ready to start?

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • The Commune Anarchy

    The Commune Anarchy

    A four year old anarchy server with a rich history documented by the admin himself. With multiple wars and conflicts, and the server community is relatively tightly knit – join if you want a great community in an anarchy world.The Commune is meant to be a server that still gives you the anarchy experience, without an overwhelmingly large playerbase, and without all of the large group politics.You may join on ANY VERSION OF MINECRAFT after 1.12. The server will always be at the most recent version of minecraft, although you may join and play using any version.If you do join, be aware of the Imperium!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • TwiCraftMC

    TwiCraftMC

    TwiCraftMC is a Minecraft server dedicated to provide high quality game experience.Useful Links: Discord: https://dsc.gg/TwiCraftMC Shop: https://shop.twicraftmc.xyz/IP: play.twicraftmc.xyz Bedrock: bedrock.twicraftmc.xyz

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CosmosMC

    CosmosMC

    Welcome to CosmosMC. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, Prison, Skyblock and factions gamemodes.We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.cosmosmc.org PORT: 19132

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
    Gods Slained: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • MyHEROES

    MyHEROES

    SERVER IP: join.mineheroes.org[JUST RESET] MineHeroes Server Gamemodes: – [NEW] OneBlock – Survival SMP – Factions – SkyBlock / OPSkyBlock – Prison – Creative – 1v1 PvP Duels / OPPVP – Daily & Weekend Events[Version 1.7-> 1.16+/LATEST]

    Join thousands of players daily @ join.mineheroes.org How to play: www.mineheroes.net/play

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • The Shack

    The Shack

    Newly built server that has just released lifesteal for now. More to come in the future! We hope to see you soon.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Farms Harvested: 702

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • SurvivalVerse

    SurvivalVerse

    Welcome to SurvivalVerse, where two distinct gamemodes, Walaku Falls and Survival Odyssey, await to deliver an unparalleled gaming experience.Walaku Falls: Immerse Yourself in Towny Adventure Embark on a captivating journey within our Towny gamemode, Walaku Falls. Here, the power is in your hands to manage and cultivate your very own community. Stake your claim on land, forge alliances with fellow adventurers, and set out on strategic journeys through breathtaking landscapes. Whether you thrive as a planner, a leader, or an explorer, SurvivalVerse offers an experience tailored just for you. Don’t miss out—join us now for an unforgettable adventure!Survival Odyssey: Uncover the Intricacies of a Groundbreaking Server Dive into the intricacies of Survival Odyssey and discover the myriad features that make this server truly groundbreaking. Explore our meticulously detailed announcement thread to learn about the sophisticated Coin Shop system, Playtime Levels, customized crates, intense PVP combat, new donor ranks, sellwands, a balanced economy, and the introduction of teams this season. The Odyssey has it all, promising an immersive and dynamic gameplay experience like never before. Join us on this epic journey and become part of a thriving community that embraces innovation and excitement.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • AndromedaPVP – Network

    AndromedaPVP – Network

    Minecraft Network com: SURVIVAL (1.20.1+)• Create your clan and dominate the CLAN LEAGUE (Monthly Event); • Complete BattlePass missions and be rewarded with exclusive items and cosmetics; • Collect Items and complete objectives; • Battle challenging Dungeons alone or with friends/clanmates; • Dominate the End and defeat the Ender Dragon after collecting 9x Dragon Balls; • Find new enchantments added when improving your tools; • Much more awaits you!…Pirata/Original Java Edition

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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