Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft SMPs? Looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our Furry JOI/JOE/Caption Thread #406 (Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and Captions) – Lizard Wife (Male) Edition!

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can get your daily dose of furry fun while building epic structures and battling creepers. Need some encouragement to keep mining that diamond? We’ve got you covered with our JOI/JOE posts that will have you laughing and mining at the same time.

And if you’re feeling creative, why not try your hand at making some hilarious captions with our free caption making software? Who knows, you might just become the next meme sensation of the server!

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find your lizard wife (male) waiting for you in the pixelated sunset. It’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • ExodusMC

    ExodusMC

    ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Babylon MC

    Babylon MC

    **EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Kicklex

    Kicklex

    – Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Alien Abductions: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • VitalCraft

    VitalCraft

    At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Buildings Constructed: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • FlickationSMP

    FlickationSMP

    FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • From Minepur

    From Minepur

    Relaunch of the legendary semi-vanilla server! GRIEFING & RAIDING! SETHOMES & TPA! VOTING REWARDS! (No claims, economy, map resets, or hacking) SEMI-VANILLA at its PURIST.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 74 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Unrealtactical

    Unrealtactical

    This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • XCraft Survival

    XCraft Survival

    XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • TitoCraft #Forever

    TitoCraft #Forever

    TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Laoco

    Laoco

    Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • MSRebound

    MSRebound

    MSRebound is a semi-vanilla SMP that never resets and quickly updates. So explore a world rich with history, and interact with the friendly community. We also have simple leveling in mcmmo, custom heads, player shops, & Discord integration.Feel free to join us anytime! :DAlso, if you are worried about us shutting down like a lot of other small servers, we’ve been going for 4+ years. We aren’t going anywhere.We don’t support Mojang’s chat report feature. It has been disabled on our server if you worry about that sort of thing. However, our server rules still apply and will be enforced by our staff.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Village mine

    Village mine

    Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

    FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Hypix MC

    Hypix MC

    Server Minecraft Indonesia Java & Bedrock ° Survival – Economy RPG ° Gacha ° And Others²

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Project-Euphoria

    Project-Euphoria

    Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 25

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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