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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 6166 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Ever wondered what a sneezy wolf looks like? Or how about summoning a little mischief with hooves, horrors, and hatchlings? Our server has it all! From loveless incantations to blood, steel, and ego (Ch. 8 – the ego gets its own character development arc), we’ve got stories that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity.
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