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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 880 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 88 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8385 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 85 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Ever wondered what a sneezy wolf looks like? Or how about summoning a little mischief with hooves, horrors, and hatchlings? Our server has it all! From loveless incantations to blood, steel, and ego (Ch. 8 – the ego gets its own character development arc), we’ve got stories that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity.
But wait, there’s more! Join us for wilderness hearts (Ch. 14 – where the trees have feelings and the rivers tell jokes), a chance connection (spoiler: it’s with a talking pineapple), and tiger milk (it’s exactly what it sounds like, but with a twist).
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and hilarity of our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join now and become part of the craziest community of human males and female anthros on the internet!
