Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, because lurking in the shadows are AI creatures with big honking tits and clapping asses! And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special request for more seal girl creations. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this server? So come on and join the fun, if you dare!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 6
Dragons Tamed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Void Armor Forged: 18
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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