FunnyCraft Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where the creepers have been replaced by dancing llamas wearing top hats! Our server is so hilarious that even the notorious /pol/ group wants you to hate us because we’re just too darn funny. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will challenge you to a dance-off for a chance to win a diamond sword. So come on over and see what all the fuss is about – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

Original Mojang server file, Vanilla SMP for builders. Share your screenshots on http://rawminecraft.com/ . It may be a new ip address but it’s the same old world & builds we know & love seeing.Please be respect the other players and their creations. No Griefing. No Stealing. No Raiding. No Prejudice Slurs. No Hacked Clients. PvP is on, but it is only on consent of all parties. Raw Minecart is whitelisted now so you will need to contact Rustycan or Mrs_Rustycan on discord or email them at [email protected].

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	905	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sweet Pea is a friendly Minecraft server. We offer a semi-vanilla experience with a few plugins to spice things up. We have a customized shop plugin where you can buy and sell stuff with in-game currency. A friendly community is always there when you need them and more than willing to help out with anything, big or small. We even have Discord <-> Minecraft chat so you can chat without even having to be online! Along with the listed above features, we’re constantly updating to add new features and upgrade QOL across the server. Join us now at sweetpeamc.com 🙂 Hope to see y’all online!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.