FunnyCraft Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where the creepers have been replaced by dancing llamas wearing top hats! Our server is so hilarious that even the notorious /pol/ group wants you to hate us because we’re just too darn funny. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will challenge you to a dance-off for a chance to win a diamond sword. So come on over and see what all the fuss is about – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Potions Brewed:	172
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Buildings Constructed:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	New Chunks Explored:	225156
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
New Chunks Explored:	131285	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Void Armor Forged:	28
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Crops Grown:	9895
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
New Chunks Explored:	623213	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	324	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	963

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Ores Mined:	4433
Players Killed by Monsters:	8542	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ores Mined:	4481	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.