FunnyCraft Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where the creepers have been replaced by dancing llamas wearing top hats! Our server is so hilarious that even the notorious /pol/ group wants you to hate us because we’re just too darn funny. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will challenge you to a dance-off for a chance to win a diamond sword. So come on over and see what all the fuss is about – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	167	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Crops Grown:	1543
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Ores Mined:	1296	Secret Passages Found:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Void Gems Collected:	27
Enchantments Applied:	109	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	New Chunks Explored:	853973

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Divine Spears Created:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	265	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!