FunnyCraft Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where the creepers have been replaced by dancing llamas wearing top hats! Our server is so hilarious that even the notorious /pol/ group wants you to hate us because we’re just too darn funny. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will challenge you to a dance-off for a chance to win a diamond sword. So come on over and see what all the fuss is about – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Meteorites Collected:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ores Mined:	9738	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8213	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Towns Built:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Void Armor Forged:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	137
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crops Grown:	6255
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Divine Spears Created:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Enchantments Applied:	219

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	8607	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Animals Bred:	135

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Farms Harvested:	506	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.