Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9793	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Animals Bred:	137	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Star Shards Collected:	53
Mines Excavated:	3005	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

minimc.mc.gg:34838

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	9847
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

zombieescape.net

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	413
Falling into the Void:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

soulsteal.xyz

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Meteorites Collected:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238	Buildings Constructed:	23
Holy Grails Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Votes:	8848
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Mines Excavated:	1827	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Star Shards Collected:	181
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	145
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Dimension Hops:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

81.207.91.150

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Farms Harvested:	542	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

forgeskies.minehut.gg

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	479	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

hexuscraft.net

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6078
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mines Excavated:	2406	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Crops Grown:	5020	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

play.minecraft.country