Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

funny, Funny Moments, funny sports, hilarious sports, Minecraft, Shit, shithousery, smp, sports, sports antics, sports banter, sports clowning, sports comedy, Sports Entertainment, sports gags, sports hijinks, sports humor, sports jokes, sports mischief, sports pranks, sports shenanigans, sports silliness, sports tomfoolery, sports tricks, sports trolling

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

KrumbledMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Farms Harvested:	626	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mines Excavated:	3405
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Experience the worlds of KrumbledMC!

An incredible server exclusively for adults aged 18 and above (No Exceptions).

Dive into our multi-world adventure, always up-to-date with the latest Version of Java. Leave behind the hassles of drama as you indulge in a crossplay (Java / Bedrock) worlds crafted just for you.

We have a Resource world that is regularly reset. The map is large with lots of room to build. We utilize anti-griefing plugins along with a variety of other plugins to make your game enjoyable and your builds safe. The plugins we have aren’t meant to take the challenge out of the game, but to add a whole new dynamic to your gaming experience on our server.

Interact with our ChatGPT powered, A.I. NPC’s!

world.krumbledmc.com

GunColony

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5372

Mob-Arena is a mini-game where you kill waves of mobs in an arena. The minigame has always been boring with the traditional weapons such as swords and bows. However, we have guns that can help you fight these mobs. Featuring a wide variety of guns, including AK-47, FAMAS, Steyr AUG, Schmidt Scout, AWP, XM1014, PP-Bizon, Negev and many others! You can also tame your own pet and it will help you fight the hordes of monsters. Natural regeneration and mob-to-mob damage have also been enabled, which means you are able to use a creeper to blow up other mobs! Beta ran through May 30, 2015 to June 23, and we’re happy to announce our first release patch! We’re fresh, 40 slots, and ready to enjoy!

The server DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY MODS. Using vanilla 1.8 or higher you can join the server and correctly view the 3D models, however it is highly recommended that you use vanilla Minecraft 1.8.4 or higher to join the server. Optifine for 1.8.4 is compatible with the server.

As we have been released and we do not have a high need for staff, staff application requirements is now increased to Corporal I instead of Private I. The age restrictions are still minimal.

guncolony.com

FaithfulMC

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to FaithfulMC!

Join us for the most fun and competitive PvP/HCF experience around.

We offer: – HCF, Practice and Kits – 20 TPS Servers – FTOP Rewards – Real-time statistics on our website – 6+ Years of up-time.

How fast can you click? http://faithfulmc.com/cps

IP: faithfulmc.com

faithfulmc.com

TopStrix Network

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Emeralds Found:	8320	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

The most worthwhile community you will ever meet, seriously.

With a vision and passion to develop a huge, quality and loving Israeli community, We decided to give our soul into the minecraft server, where you will experience the peak of fun with your friends or with nice people you meet with us.

It is important for us to note that, unlike many communities – our focus has always been and will be to maintain and protect a community

play.topstrix.net

ChosenCraft

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6028
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Buildings Constructed:	42	Dragons Tamed:	7

Website URL: http://www.chosencraft.com/ Ingame IP: play.chosencraft.com Teamspeak 3 IP: voice.chosencraft.com:10009

Come join us at play.chosencraft.com! We have many intuitive plugins and even our own plugin developers. We also feature an active website with forums, a Teamspeak server, and trained staff to quickly help you with any problems!

Server Reviews: Medessec: “The community is very open and friendly, the server has a lot of people on it all the time, so it’s no beat-down botched Vanilla server running on someone’s home computer. It’s owners didn’t compromise either, my connection to the server was exceptionally smooth and stable.”

Edomien: “Very good moderators who ACTUALLY HELP! I love this server! Grief? They fix it! Spammers? They take care of them! Epic server! Join now!” So what are you waiting for? Come join!

play.chosencraft.com

Brutal Factions

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to Brutal Factions! NEW MANAGEMENT!

We are a well known Factions server that has been around for 4 years! Heres some basic info on what we have to offer:

play.brutal.network

BeanBlockz

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

BeanBlockz

Home of Smallishbeans – https://youtube.com/Smallishbeans

On the server, we have a variety of gamemodes – with more to come. Currently we have Factions, Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison and KitPvP, however we have multiple in development.

mc.beanblockz.com

MarsMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	274	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Hello go My server Play.marsmc.net ^^ Have fun server minecraft Froom Saudi Enjoy MiniGame FFA KITPVP SG RUSH

Play.MarsMC.Net

2Gcrafters

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Votes:	7511	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Open world pvp survival server, with store and protections. Website and forum Discord channel for help with plugins and tutorials Non-premium server a great community.

mc.2gcrafters.net

Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	853325	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

This is a friendly 24/7 “Dedicated Server” to all Minecraft players. The server has a lot of games to choose. We offer Op Prison, Paintball, Factions, McInfected, MYZombies, Mob Arena, TnT Runner, Block Hunts, Gold Rush, Quiver, Splegg, Team Battles, OITC, Creative, Kit PvP, Survival Games, Football, RisingSlain, DeathJump,Turf Wars and More…. The server is not a commercial server. Please feel free to play with no obligations to ask. Have fun in playing. Our server ip address : us.mendocraft.com

us.mendocraft.com

Mineplay

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ores Mined:	8194
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchantments Applied:	138	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

MIneplay is a server that is based in the UK.

We are a small, Family friendly community that has been running for a consderable time, and Welcome players of all ages.

As a father, I set the server up for my son, providing a safe and secure place for him to play on, and as such, we adhere to a No Swearing Policy

Our rules are easy to follow, and we do not ask for, or take donations.

Currently, we have Several servers, including:

Survival Creative Prison, Skyblock, Kingdoms and Mingames

We have many custom plugins to further enhance your experience, and are Lag free.

mc.mineplay.com

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

dbnation.us

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Falling into the Void:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

mc.orangecraft.net

Timeless PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Raiding, Economy, Factions, McMMO, PVP gaming, come join us on Timeless PvP. SSundee Vs. MrCrainer!

timelesspvp.net

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Magic Items Found:	2066
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

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