Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

funny, Funny Moments, funny sports, hilarious sports, Minecraft, Shit, shithousery, smp, sports, sports antics, sports banter, sports clowning, sports comedy, Sports Entertainment, sports gags, sports hijinks, sports humor, sports jokes, sports mischief, sports pranks, sports shenanigans, sports silliness, sports tomfoolery, sports tricks, sports trolling

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	192	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Votes:	872	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	3661
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Magic Items Found:	8564	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

play.rivlermc.com

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimension Hops:	6

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

play.perfectumsmp.online

AlmightyMC

Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

mc.almighty.pro

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4061
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

play.aitofactions.com

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	8675	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

mapucraft.com

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Potions Brewed:	109
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	278
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

play.mclegion.net

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mines Excavated:	1864
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Love Letters Sent:	18	Farms Harvested:	493
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ores Mined:	4228
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

easysurvive.net

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Star Shards Collected:	169	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	125
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

play.InfuseSMP.com

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2642

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

l1festee1.minehut.gg

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	173	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

play.thundermine.net

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Void Gems Collected:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	8

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

keycraft.mcserver.us:19132

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	4173	Potions Brewed:	79
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Lifestealed.com

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Alien Abductions:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

142.44.148.175

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Magic Items Found:	1365
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Emeralds Found:	4168	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

play.aesirmc.com

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

thecribmc.us.to