Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4960
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

UnnameCraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Spanish server in beta phase, we are looking for builders and staff members. It is a server in development, which seeks to create a survival experience, but something more hardcore, we have customized enchantments and different things that make the game more complicated. The numerical IP works for both. Ip Java: mc.unnamecraft.com Ip Bedrock: 164.132.200.83:25664

mc.unnamecraft.com

AsgardServer

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Minecraft server version 1.20.1, Premium and non-premium server, vanilla, mcmmo, pets, quests, special permissions, economy, custom events. Individual protections. And many more…

minecraft.asgardserver.es:10004

Horror Craft

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	8348	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Join our immersive American Horror Story build showcase server! From Murder House to NYC, the entire world of American Horror Story is here! We also have 1.19 Survival, Creative Plots, Trivia, and Minigames (Coming Soon).

horrorcraft.mc.gg

One Piece Playground

PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Void Gems Collected:	33
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
New Chunks Explored:	349337	Undead Armies Raised:	5

One Piece Playground is Modded Minecraft Server In order to play, you need modpack to join the game Join our discord for more info!

Discord: https://discord.gg/hAVkavtcPc

onepieceplayground.blockworlds.io

COOPSIDE

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6550
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Star Shards Collected:	249	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

website: https://coopside.com Please visit our servers website for a quick guide on how to start in our server before asking. Basic info should be there!

mc.coopside.com

MCAustria

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Discover MCAustria.city! Immerse yourself in a world full of adventure, medieval atmosphere and exciting business simulation. Create your own city, trade with other players, explore dungeons and engage in exciting PVP battles. Enjoy the unique CityBuild experience and venture into the fascinating prison system. We have something for everyone! Join MCAustria.city today and experience limitless gaming fun. Don’t miss the chance to become part of our community and write your own legend!

mcaustria.city:4449

Phoxis

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9174	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Phoxis is a small active Minecraft server looking to grow the community. We strive to enhance the minecraft vanilla experience through the introduction of plugins.

We have custom races, custom mobs, custom items, Towny and many other things!

We stand out from other servers by our custom races plugin, fancy the flight of an angel or the speed and strength of a vampire? Then you’re sure to enjoy the server with over 15 different races! If you find that you don’t enjoy a certain race, then no worries, you can swap your race. Want a more vanilla playthrough, then just know Humans are a race too!

With the use of Towny, you can protect your builds, create towns and even nations. Stay safe from wars, or start them yourself!

Some other plugins like custom mobs, give you a fantasy feel. “Befriend” unicorns, slaughter goblins and face fierce opponents like the Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Be sure to approach mobs with caution for some; you are the enemy. But worry not, your battle gains you loot to craft strong weapons, armour and tools that improve your experience and make you stronger to face fiercer foes.

We’re sure to run events, these events including hide and seek, pvp arena, spleef and more. There’s an event for all, with great rewards for the winners and with a prize for participating it’s always worth taking part!

We look forward to seeing you!

phoxis.mcraft.pro

BlackMT

Economy, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8351	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Welcome to BlackMT. This is a server where everything is much easier than on DDG, also called “OPMT”. Have you always wanted to become a criminal on DDG but never succeeded? That’s the perfect server for you.

Join onze discord via https://discord.blackmt.nl/

play.blackmt.nl

ClubKhmer

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dimension Hops:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7222	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

ClubKhmer is a Minecraft network that allows you to have fun in a collection of minigames with other players

Games – Living (Survival Plots) – KnockbackFFA – BoxPvP

play.clubkhmer.com

KingdomConquestMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Mines Excavated:	3083
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Endless Night Skies:	1

play.kingdomconquestmc.com

seichi.click network

Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Magic Items Found:	3399
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Welcome to seichi.click network. With our server, you can enjoy not only land conditioning for building but also land conditioning for land conditioning. Enjoy the overwhelming land conditioning with destructive speed.

play.seichi.click

ETHEREA Survival

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17

Welcome to ETHEREA SURVIVAL! We are a CROSS PLATFORM SEMI-VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server with 5 years of experience. We support Java and Bedrock Editions of Minecraft, as well as versions all the way back to 1.9. So you can enjoy ETHEREA on any device and almost recent version of Minecraft. Our goal is to create a place where everyone can let their imagination go wild and disconnect from the outside world. It does not matter if you’re an explorer, builder or just want to enjoy the community.

We have just relaunched for SEASON ONE after a long time in development. With a brand new spawn, crossplay with Bedrock Edition, and a variety of new features, the server is sure to provide you with an exciting and engaging adventure!

https://playetherea.net/survival/article/launching-etherea-survival-season-one

survival.playetherea.net

ArCraft

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7939
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchantments Applied:	89	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to AR Craft, the Minecraft server that takes the survival experience to a new level! Immerse yourself in a vibrant world full of challenges, where survival is the key to achieving greatness. At AR Craft, we offer a unique gaming experience that combines the excitement of survival mode with efficient yet balanced protections.

Our server is designed for those looking for the true essence of Minecraft, where every resource counts and every decision affects your adventure. Short but effective protection ensures that your buildings are safe, allowing you to focus on exploring, trading, and fighting environmental challenges.

Highlighted Features of AR Craft:

1. **Strategic Protections:** Enjoy the peace of mind of knowing that your buildings are protected without compromising the excitement of the game. Our protections are designed to balance security and competition, encouraging interaction between players.

2. **Dynamic Economy:** Participate in a thriving economic system where you can trade with other players, establish shops and accumulate wealth. Build your empire from scratch and become the most successful trader!

3. **Epic Events:** Immerse yourself in periodic events that will challenge your skills and strategies. From boss raids to player-to-player competitions, there’s always something exciting on the horizon.

4. **Active Community:** Join a friendly and active community of players who share your passion for survival in Minecraft. Collaborate with others, form alliances, and participate in community events to strengthen ties within the server.

AR Craft is more than just a Minecraft server; It is a dynamic world full of possibilities where your adventure takes shape. Get ready to face challenges, forge alliances, and build your legacy in AR Craft! Survival awaits you!

arcraft.lat

Volcanic Craft

Bedwars, Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to VolcanicCraft, a Minecraft server where adventure await!, where friends and fun are the name of the game! Our server is a community of players who come together to explore, build, and have a great time in a safe and welcoming environment. Creepers and other monsters lurk around every corner. The key to survival is to use your skills and knowledge to stay ahead of the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our community today and start your Minecraft adventure with friends and fun!

play.volcaniccraft.com

QSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	754195	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and engaging survival experience, QSMP is the perfect choice for you. With a host of unique features and a friendly community, you’re sure to find plenty to keep you engaged and entertained.

One of the key features that sets QSMP apart from other Minecraft servers is its focus on survival. The server has been designed to provide a challenging survival experience that will keep you on your toes at all times. Whether you’re fending off hostile mobs, building your own shelter, or exploring the vast world, there’s always something new to discover and conquer.

But that’s not all – QSMP also offers a range of unique features that you won’t find anywhere else. For example, the server has a custom economy system that allows you to buy and sell items with other players. This adds a whole new level of depth and strategy to the gameplay, as you must carefully manage your resources and make smart trades to get ahead.

Another standout feature of QSMP is the community. The server is home to a friendly and welcoming community of players who are always happy to help out and chat. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game, you’ll find plenty of support and encouragement from your fellow players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that offers a challenging survival experience with unique features and a friendly community, look no further than QSMP. Join today and start exploring the vast world and building your own place in it!

join.qsmp.net