Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

funny, Funny Moments, funny sports, hilarious sports, Minecraft, Shit, shithousery, smp, sports, sports antics, sports banter, sports clowning, sports comedy, Sports Entertainment, sports gags, sports hijinks, sports humor, sports jokes, sports mischief, sports pranks, sports shenanigans, sports silliness, sports tomfoolery, sports tricks, sports trolling

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Towns Built:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	7718
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Animals Bred:	105
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1768	Runes Activated:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	New Chunks Explored:	920967
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5169	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Farms Harvested:	931
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5189
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Emeralds Found:	375
Zombie Dances:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Enchantments Applied:	77	Dragon Eggs Found:	6716
Ores Mined:	9597	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	687965	Dragon Scales Harvested:	408

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Void Gems Collected:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Votes:	7576
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	109
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Runes Activated:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	70	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ores Mined:	4777
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co