Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

funny, Funny Moments, funny sports, hilarious sports, Minecraft, Shit, shithousery, smp, sports, sports antics, sports banter, sports clowning, sports comedy, Sports Entertainment, sports gags, sports hijinks, sports humor, sports jokes, sports mischief, sports pranks, sports shenanigans, sports silliness, sports tomfoolery, sports tricks, sports trolling

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mines Excavated:	1379
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	136	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Animals Bred:	159	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8665	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Dragon Scales Harvested:	453
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Towns Built:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	735
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Farms Harvested:	854
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ores Mined:	2518	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9256	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	8278
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Potions Brewed:	68	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Meteorites Collected:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Votes:	5388
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Star Shards Collected:	84
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5795	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
New Chunks Explored:	759389	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Towns Built:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224