Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

funny, Funny Moments, funny sports, hilarious sports, Minecraft, Shit, shithousery, smp, sports, sports antics, sports banter, sports clowning, sports comedy, Sports Entertainment, sports gags, sports hijinks, sports humor, sports jokes, sports mischief, sports pranks, sports shenanigans, sports silliness, sports tomfoolery, sports tricks, sports trolling

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Animals Bred:	152	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Runes Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	33
Towns Built:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Votes:	7901
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3405
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Void Armor Forged:	27
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Farms Harvested:	865	Star Shards Collected:	107
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ores Mined:	2129
Towns Built:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	354

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Volcanoes Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	98024
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net