Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

funny, Funny Moments, funny sports, hilarious sports, Minecraft, Shit, shithousery, smp, sports, sports antics, sports banter, sports clowning, sports comedy, Sports Entertainment, sports gags, sports hijinks, sports humor, sports jokes, sports mischief, sports pranks, sports shenanigans, sports silliness, sports tomfoolery, sports tricks, sports trolling

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Emeralds Found:	7795
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Towns Built:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Potions Brewed:	145
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchantments Applied:	129
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Gods Slained:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Buildings Constructed:	34
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Runes Activated:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9092
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Enchantments Applied:	166	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Farms Harvested:	497
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Divine Spears Created:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	98	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magic Items Found:	3020
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

pokeleague.net