Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Emeralds Found:	2922	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Potions Brewed:	58	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Ores Mined:	1293
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Towns Built:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Star Shards Collected:	61
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Crops Grown:	6881
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Buildings Constructed:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mines Excavated:	2033
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	New Chunks Explored:	108143
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	35	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Villages Defended:	15

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2701	Villages Defended:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Villages Defended:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Dimension Hops:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Towns Built:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Star Shards Collected:	58
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	91	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666