Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Villages Defended:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Meteorites Collected:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8

play.badcraft.net

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magic Items Found:	8136
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3955
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

oraclepvp.net:19379

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	121	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

play.kineticnetwork.net

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Enchantments Applied:	95	Horror Stories Survived:	5

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Mc.DifferentCraft.Net

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

cubiverse.online

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mines Excavated:	1829
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Animals Bred:	106	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Void Gems Collected:	38	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

play.6b6t.org

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Buildings Constructed:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

play.evolvedsurvival.org

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5193
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Dimension Hops:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

cherryblossom.apexmc.co

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Enchantments Applied:	199	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Crops Grown:	5272	Magic Items Found:	5362
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

skyblossom.mcjoin.me

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

nomi.craftersland.net

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

cube-nation.de