Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Nomad Nation

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Nomad Nation is launching a new survival server in just 2 days! Come join us on our adventures. Some features this new SMP will have: Economy | Land Claims | Warps | Set home | Survival only Few weeks after launch we will start adding additional fun things such as Custom fishing plugin, quests and more. Minecraft servers available on Nomad Nation: #1 SMP – Seasonal world scheduled to run for 12 months + #2 Creative – Flat map with plots and world edit! Servers currently in development and scheduled to launch throughout 2024: Cobblemon | Vault huntersAll of the above servers run on dedicated machines that are owned by Nomad Nation. Age requirement: 16+ Join our discord to play https://discord.gg/mUxUeuwjX4

play.nomadnation.info

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

laworld.apexmc.co:25576

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Potions Brewed:	68
Astral Projections Made:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Divine Spears Created:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magic Items Found:	5455	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7455
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ores Mined:	4153

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8734
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magic Items Found:	1200	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Votes:	2698

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1376
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Villages Defended:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Void Gems Collected:	26
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com