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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4707
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchantments Applied:	300
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Mines Excavated:	1951
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magic Items Found:	6332
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mines Excavated:	2252	Zombie Dances:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Buildings Constructed:	43
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	497	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ores Mined:	3779	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Void Gems Collected:	32
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Alien Abductions:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ores Mined:	923	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Void Gems Collected:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4639	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

citrusgroup.club