Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Villages Defended:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9742

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchantments Applied:	262	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Love Letters Sent:	2

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6984
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Farms Harvested:	826
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Dimension Hops:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Buildings Constructed:	41

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7381
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Vanishing Items Found:	2

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Alien Abductions:	0	Mines Excavated:	2637
Villages Defended:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Love Letters Sent:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Love Letters Sent:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Farms Harvested:	686
Dragon Scales Harvested:	314	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6024	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Animals Bred:	112	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Farms Harvested:	252	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Farms Harvested:	542
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4168	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Love Letters Sent:	10

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114