Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	690466	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	5345	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

VipMc

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8712	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

**VIPMC** – Unleash Your Inner Vampire!

Welcome to **VIPMC**, the ultimate Minecraft server where you can sink your teeth into a thrilling gaming experience! Prepare to embark on a bloodthirsty adventure like no other, as you explore a world filled with opportunities to drain your enemies’ life force and gain strength.

Our server offers a unique and exhilarating lifesteal gameplay mechanic, where every hit you land on your foes replenishes your health, making you an unstoppable force to be reckoned with. Whether you’re a seasoned vampire or a newbie looking to embrace the dark side, **VIPMC** provides a welcoming community and a variety of game modes to suit your preferences.

Join us at **VIPMC** and immerse yourself in a realm where survival means thriving on the essence of others. Conquer dungeons, engage in epic PvP battles, and forge alliances to dominate the leaderboard. It’s time to unleash your inner vampire and conquer the night!

Join us today, and let the hunt begin!

play.vipmc.fun

NixSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

NixSMP is a thriving Minecraft server community where players come together to explore, survive, and build in a shared world. With a focus on camaraderie and collaboration, players forge friendships as they embark on adventures, construct magnificent structures, and conquer challenges in the enchanting Minecraft universe. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, NixSMP offers a welcoming and engaging environment for all Minecraft enthusiasts to enjoy.

141.95.72.115:19178

AnarchyBox

Cross-Play, PvP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Star Shards Collected:	203
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

An Crystal Box server thats bedrock and java fun try the server out one of the best crystal servers more game modes coming soon

anarchybox.xyz:25567

Ilu Ambar – Enquenta Arda

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crops Grown:	8314	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

A LOTRmodded minecraft server providing a gameplay environment aimed at long-term immersive roleplay survival, with focus on custom in-character roleplay, building, PvE and consented PvP, for a mature player community. The server world is Middle-earth in the Third Age with hard survival settings.

All information needed to know what this server is about is presented on our LOTRmod wiki page. Join our Discord server to meet the community and learn more.

The server opened for whitelisted players on 28 August 2023. This is a relaunch of our original server that started on January 15 2019 and was discontinued on 26 August 2023. Seed is the same, and many of our best survival builds are re-used.

147.135.8.26:25571

theravenAU MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Zombie Dances:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Animals Bred:	102	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Villages Defended:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Welcome to theravenAU SMC Creative

Step into the thrilling world of theravenAU SMP and Creative, where survival pushes limits and bonds are built to last. Dive into an unparalleled Minecraft adventure, where every choice matters and challenges pave the way to lasting friendships. Dare to experience the ultimate game – where only the strong thrive!

mc.theraven.au

b253 anarchy

Anarchy

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Zombie Dances:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

A super fun anarchy server that has other game modes coming along soon! there actively being worked on. The server currently features a anarchy server that is over 2 years old and has no resets. And we dont plan on doing any resets any time soon (inventories are fine upon request)

b253.ddns.net

AquaPearl

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	101	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Star Shards Collected:	247
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to AquaPearl!

Come Experience AquaPearl’s Adventure: Dive into an ocean of innovation via AquaPearl’s exclusive game-modes and community spirit. Our BoxPvp is just the tip of the iceberg!

Key Highlights for ALL Members:

Custom Gameplay: Prepare to plunge into the limitless and colorful resources packs of BoxPvp that have been specially crafted for a more tailor-made battle experience.

Skilled Builders: Get ready to be blown away by the expert marvels of our dedicated experienced builders who forge unbelievable worlds.

Innovative Plugins: Unique gameplay with our custom plugins which reinvent playing the game.

AquaPearl – Where Every Wave Leads to a New Discovery!

AquaPearl.minehut.gg

CitrusNetwork

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Animals Bred:	61
Dragon Eggs Found:	8355	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Welcome to CitrusNetwork

Current Gamemodes: Survival SMP and OneBlock.

Survival SMP • Features: Custom World Terrain, Coin Flip, Skills, 464x Quests, Jobs, Leveling System, Teams.

OneBlock • Features: Envoy Event, AFK Area, 395x Quests, Coin Flip.

Server IP: citrusnetwork.net Bedrock IP: citrusnetwork.net Port:25405

Get ready to soar through the skies of CitrusNetwork – where every block is an opportunity waiting to be discovered!

play.citrusnetwork.net

Blockhead Kids

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8717
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Emeralds Found:	3769
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Welcome to “Blockhead Kids,” a captivating Minecraft server where imagination knows no limits, and every pixel is infused with wonder and adventure. Prepare to be enthralled as you step into a realm of boundless creativity and camaraderie, enhanced by an array of enchanting plugins that will elevate your gameplay to extraordinary heights.

Unveil the mysteries of Slimefun, a captivating plugin that brings a touch of magic to your crafting and resource-gathering endeavors. Unearth hidden recipes, conjure remarkable items, and embark on an epic journey of discovery as you master the art of blending science and enchantment. From powerful machines to whimsical contraptions, Slimefun adds a new layer of enchantment to your building pursuits.

Venture into the depths of PyroMining, where the act of excavation becomes an explosive thrill. Navigate the labyrinthine tunnels with fiery determination, unearthing precious ores and rare minerals while igniting the very earth beneath you. This dynamic plugin transforms mining into a heart-pounding adventure, making each dig a rush of excitement and discovery.

For those drawn to the allure of the deep blue, PyroFishingPro invites you to cast your line and reel in a bounty of aquatic treasures. With this captivating plugin, fishing evolves into an art form, as you seek to capture magnificent catches that hold unexpected surprises. Whether you’re seeking sustenance or uncovering hidden gems, PyroFishingPro makes every cast a moment of anticipation and delight.

But the enchantment doesn’t stop there. Dive headfirst into a world of mini-adventures with our PartyGames plugin, boasting an impressive array of over 20 distinct minigames. From heart-racing challenges to brain-teasing puzzles, PartyGames offers an abundance of exhilarating diversions that promise laughter, competition, and endless fun. Engage in friendly contests, test your skills, and revel in the joy of shared experiences with fellow players.

At “Blockhead Kids,” these captivating plugins—Slimefun, PyroMining, PyroFishingPro, and PartyGames—are seamlessly woven into the tapestry of our server, enriching your gameplay and ensuring that every moment is infused with magic and excitement. Join our vibrant community today and embark on an extraordinary journey of creativity, exploration, and camaraderie. The adventure of a lifetime awaits at “Blockhead Kids”!

147.135.70.69

Grimwood

PvE, Roleplay, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ores Mined:	4481	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to Grimwood! We are a whitelisted server that has rolled four previous SMPs into one complete community. Our goal is to continue garnering an awesome player base where we can all build and have fun together. Apply on Discord: dsc.gg/grimwood

If you are looking for a place to create new friendships and experiences, this is the server for you!

Our structure is primarily a vanilla server, though we do have some extra features to offer. The biggest of which being dungeons with custom mobs; these are meant to be taken on with a team (or solo if you’re up for a challenge!). As well as a player created market where you are able to buy and sell with others in Grimwood.

The Great War has ended, peace is in our grasps! Help rebuild Grimwood from the devastation of war. Beware though, peace isn’t fulfilled yet, Malichias is still around, and it is up to you to stop him…

grimwood.cc

AethraCraft

Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

play.aethracraft.com

PokeReturn

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1658
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

play.pokereturn.com

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

org.mc-em.com

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1907	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension Hops:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

T2.DragonCraftMC.net

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

ScuffleMC.net