Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Farms Harvested:	553
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2406	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

org.hyskies.net

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mines Excavated:	4905	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Dimension Hops:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

play.fahrrealm.com

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Runes Activated:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Items Found:	7818	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

mc.planetbn.com

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1802
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Players Killed by Monsters:	8019	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Animals Bred:	33	Mines Excavated:	4716
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Play.Disorbs.Net

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

cavetale.com

Valkycraft

Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Mines Excavated:	4408	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Animals Bred:	186	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

valkycraft.live

Trexy

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

What is trexy?A survival OP, with custom enchantments, skills, custom menus, warps, protections, custom objects, etc.Why should I join?There are millions of servers, this one may have some things that others don’t, if you want to play you can enter and enjoy, the staff is always willing to help you.¿Es pay to win?It is not pay to win, all the best is farmable and if you want to buy range or things for real money, it is cheap.

103.195.102.4

Cloudrealms

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Welcome to Skyblock Adventures, where the sky is the limit and your creativity knows no bounds! Dive into the ultimate skyblock experience where you’ll embark on an epic journey to conquer challenges, build your own thriving island, and forge new friendships along the way.Features:Custom Skyblock Experience: Our server offers a unique and customized skyblock experience designed to provide endless entertainment and challenges for players of all skill levels.Island Creation: Start your adventure by creating your own island from scratch. Build towering structures, expansive farms, and intricate landscapes to make your island truly one-of-a-kind.Economy and Trading: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy where you can buy, sell, and trade resources with other players. Build your wealth and expand your island empire through smart investments and shrewd trading strategies.

cloudrealms.net

Rapid Skies

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	900188
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dimension Hops:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

A new released standard Minecraft Skyblock server, Includes Minions, Crate keys, Mob coins, Spawners and more! Feel free to come and stop by to join us in this adventure! Server versions above. Now with £/$ 100 IS Top!

rapidskies.us

AmaruGamma

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Votes:	8110
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to AmaruGamma! A server in which we have a Towny Chill and a community that will welcome you with open arms, currently we already include Quests, Skills, Mobs and Custom Items and much more to come! We also have Bedrock compatibility! What are you waiting for? Join AmaruGamma! Host located in Chile Bedrock Compatibility IP JAVA: amarugamma.holy.gg IP BEDROCK: santiago2.holy.gg Puerto: 25565English: AmaruGamma is a Minecraft Towny server for players who speak Spanish. It also features quests, skills, mobs, and custom items, with much more yet to come! AmaruGamma is hosted in Chile, and its cross-play support makes it possible to join from both Java and Bedrock. Bedrock players can join the server using “santiago2.holy.gg” as the IP and “25565” as the port.

amarugamma.holy.gg

RoyaltMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

RoyaltMC is in an incredible phase!!Currently, the REVEX Server is active – 1.20+ The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each worldCome adventure with us!

royaltmc.online:20129

Raspberryboat // Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Items Found:	3380
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45

Raspberryboat An unique 1.20 survival experience.Survival: An enhanced survival experience. – Land claiming – Leaderboards – Unique voting events – Custom currency – Quests – Tasks – Jobs – Skills – Pet shop – Cosmetics – Endless fun

raspberryboat.com

Copper Valley MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Welcome to Copper Valley MC, a small, adult-only survival server focused on providing a chill, stress-free experience after a long day of class or work. There are a couple plugins that alter game-play in a fun and fresh way. Mobs are leveled, so as you venture further from spawn, the more health and attack the mobs have. Protect your land with Towny, and forge alliances with neighboring towns. MCMMO provides a comprehensive skills system to level up your player. Create chest shops to sell your items and set a warp so others can visit. Tired of survival? Take a break in the skies on your very own Skyblock island!

play.coppervalley.us

Vindicterra

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Welcome to Vindicterra – Unleash your Minecraft adventure on our Custom 1:300 Europe Map! Immerse yourself in a realm of unparalleled excitement with our one-of-a-kind features:Custom Factions Plugin: Forge alliances, wage epic battles, and conquer territories like never before! Our unique Factions experience adds a strategic layer to your gameplay, where power and diplomacy reign supreme.Custom Economy: Amass wealth, trade with fellow players, and dominate the economic landscape. Our tailored economy system brings a fresh twist to the game, offering endless possibilities for entrepreneurial minds.Custom Items: Discover a treasure trove of exclusive items meticulously crafted to enhance your Minecraft journey. From powerful weapons to awe-inspiring artifacts, each item is designed to elevate your gameplay to new heights.Custom Resource Pack: Immerse yourself in the beauty of our bespoke resource pack, tailored to complement the grandeur of our 1:300 Europe Map. Every detail is carefully designed to deliver a visually stunning and unique Minecraft experience.Server IP: play.vindicterra.net: Join the adventure now! Embark on a quest across the vast lands of Europe, where every decision you make shapes the course of your destiny. Unleash your creativity, build mighty fortresses, and engage in epic battles on Vindicterra!Don’t miss out! Join us at play.vindicterra.net for an unparalleled Minecraft journey filled with conquest, camaraderie, and customization. Vindicterra awaits – Claim your place in the grand tapestry of our custom-crafted world!

play.vindicterra.net

Fantasy on Aincraft Online

Creative, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

What is FAO? FAO is a Minecraft server that takes inspiration from the iconic work “Sword Art Online”. In this exciting world, you will enter a universe full of challenges, missions and lasting friendships. With diverse gameplay, epic combat, and the opportunity to explore a vast world, FAO is the perfect place for SAO fans and Minecraft lovers.Staff Wanted: We are looking for new Staff members who are passionate about FAO. If you have the skills and dedication, you could join our team!

209.222.97.166:25566