Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8640
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

play.thundermine.net

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5043
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Dragons Tamed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

keycraft.mcserver.us:19132

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Lifestealed.com

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Endless Night Skies:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

142.44.148.175

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Farms Harvested:	582	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Dragons Tamed:	3

play.aesirmc.com

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Towns Built:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Votes:	3776	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

thecribmc.us.to

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	319	Buildings Constructed:	34
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

play.firecrusades.com

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

jongames.com

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	8129	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

play.lightmc.uk:25595

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3911
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

play.secure-heaven.com

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9618
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Star Shards Collected:	135	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Votes:	9108
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

mc.amiciingame.com

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Towns Built:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3980	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

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PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

ms.prismforge.com

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Animals Bred:	166
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

play.esotericmc.com

Valegate

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

play.valegate.com