Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	493	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dimension Hops:	0

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Love Letters Sent:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1219
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Potions Brewed:	148
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7941
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6805	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Votes:	6797

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194

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mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magic Items Found:	2516
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	6313
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net