Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Buildings Constructed:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Votes:	7635	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3756
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Void Armor Forged:	10
Villages Defended:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

play.kineticnetwork.net

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Buildings Constructed:	41	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Mc.DifferentCraft.Net

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Farms Harvested:	437
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

cubiverse.online

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	143	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

play.6b6t.org

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	114
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

play.evolvedsurvival.org

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6969
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ores Mined:	3067	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2321

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

cherryblossom.apexmc.co

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Potions Brewed:	184
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

skyblossom.mcjoin.me

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

nomi.craftersland.net

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8488	Towns Built:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

cube-nation.de

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6336
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

simplyvanilla.co

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7894
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

play.projectazoth.net