Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Void Gems Collected:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

conquerearthmc.com

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Emeralds Found:	1158	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

stardix.com

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

play.arcane-realms.org

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Void Gems Collected:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

jogar.absolutgg.com.br

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	9927	Dragon Eggs Found:	8661
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

mc.savermc.net

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Love Letters Sent:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Farms Harvested:	738

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

EdenPrison.com

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9290
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

mcs.dogecraft.net

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8410	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Enchantments Applied:	273
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

37.59.219.147:25579

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Animals Bred:	39	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Animesucht.com

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

blotcraft.com

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

theuniverse.network

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

join.mineseed.org

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Star Shards Collected:	111	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

medieval-vanilla.com

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com