Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3843	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	1099	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

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Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Crops Grown:	3314
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

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Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Falling into the Void:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

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Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9943	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

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Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

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HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8019
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magic Items Found:	5702	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

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Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

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Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Animals Bred:	30
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

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Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Star Shards Collected:	235

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

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