Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3505
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

PrisonRaider

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

PrisonRaider is one of many Minecraft prison themed servers. What makes our server stand out from the rest is our great team of staff and how helpful they are. Fun things such as drugs help makes your server experience more enjoyable as it adds an odd style to the way you play Minecraft.

The aim of PrisonRaider is to break free from prison. To do this you must gather resources and sell them to the shop to gain money. After you have reached a certain amount of money you are able to use the /rankup command and progress to the next level. Once you’ve reached the rank [Raider] you will be able to do /warp Raider, allowing you to access the wilderness.

Once you’re in the wilderness, your adventure really starts. From here you can do anything you like! What makes it even better is that you have the Faction commands available to use once you’re [Raider] allowing you to create factions with your friends and claim land – preventing you from being raided in the future.

You can of course come back into the prison at any time you wish, so if you are a new player – aim to be the first one out – to get a head start!

Thanks guys and I hope you enjoy the server!

198.20.109.194

Epicland

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Secret Passages Found:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

A whitelisted Swedish 24/7 server We are looking for players who are eager to play on our server. We offer Pvp arenas mini games Own shoppers Events from time to time. Own mining world We have anti greif plugin and what it takes to protect our buildings and players. So feel free to send an application if you’re interested 🙂

PS 11 year limit!

play.epiclandserver.net

Surax

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3438
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Some of the features presently available: – Use eggs to catch mobs! – Store your experience in XP bottles for later use! – Spawn Shop to buy and sell items to earn money! – Jobs plugin – Hunger Games, Spleef and LOTS of Parkours – Every player can claim regions to keep their things safe and private – Chests and doors can be locked

Minecraft server type: Bukkit Plugins: MobArena, SurvivalGames, EggCatcher, ChestShop, PlayerHeads, WorldGuard

mc.surax.net

GMTF Official Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Secret Passages Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Our servers have plenty of space to build. Fun, Friendly. Grief Protection, Grief Prevention.

mc.gmtf.net:25565 GMTF Official Server

mc.gmtf.net:25566 GMTF Second Server

mc.gmtf.net

Zombie Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Horde is a Zombie Survival server like no other.

Fight hordes of the undead with your friends. That’s right, Horde is a totally team-based zombie survival game. Strategize, coordinate and fight together with your friends or with the hundreds of players on the server to survive! Rank up, get better gear, and become a master zombie slayer!

Fight zombies in beautifully created post-apocalyptic structures, graveyards, mystical skylands, and even in space!

Horde is a totally unique zombie survival server that focuses on providing fun and re-playable zombie-hacking action. Survive as long as you can, scavenge for supplies, upgrade your gear, and gather XP, all on one of several carefully balanced survival maps. Level up, unlock new classes and kill enough zombies to get on the leaderboards and win events!

ZombieHorde.net

Bywater Craft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Bywater Craft is a friendly community of Minecraft players and we welcome all players 🙂 There are multiple creative and survival worlds (see bywatercraft.com/worlds). We also have two End worlds, one for the dragon and one space world for builders! mcMMO is used along with other plugins (see bywatercraft.com/picsandplugins).

37.187.131.222

CosmicX [FULLY 1.20.4] [Roleplay City] [512×512 sized plots, Free Worldedit, Voxelsniper, goBrush, goPaint, Arceon, Redstone, Huge Head Database, Armour stand tools] [Private SMP worlds] [Republic]

Arceon, BUILD, Chill, classic, Creative, Fastasyncworldedit, Fawe, free, Freebuild, Freeplay, Fun, Gobrush, Gopaint, Items, Plotme, Plots, Redstone, Roleplay, Roleplaying, smp, Survival, Voxel, Voxelsniper, Worldedit

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	5

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.

Features include:– Free worldedit (no need to vote for it)– Free voxelsniper– Free goBrush usage– Free goPaint usage– Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads!– Free, unlimited redstone– No lag (Average TPS of 20.0) CosmicX [FULLY 1.20.4] [Roleplay City] [512x512 sized plots, Free Worldedit, Voxelsniper, goBrush, goPaint, Arceon, Redstone, Huge Head Database, Armour stand tools] [Private SMP worlds] [Republic] Minecraft Server (Timings of a constant 20 tps)– Regularly updated– Events

cosmicx.net

Legion Servers

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Legion Servers features various game types such as PvP mini-games, tower defense, and anarchy survival. Come check us out – IP: mc-l.net

mc-l.net

Lazle Craft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

My Best Server

sg1.lazlecraft.net

PEMCserver

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	New Chunks Explored:	892637
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Dedicated Australian Minecraft Community

play.PEMCserver.com

Ultimate Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	924264	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Votes:	808	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Magic Items Found:	2872

Hallo!

Glad you found our little server!

Ultimate Minecraft is a cozy little freebuild server for everyone that has existed since 2010. In contrast to other servers, we do not rely on as many and impressive plugins as possible. We want to preserve the original Minecraft feeling that we fell in love with years ago and just spice it up a bit with a few little extras. Another advantage is that we can switch to new game versions comparatively quickly.

After a short registration, which is mandatory for us, you can get started straight away and secure a property yourself. On our website you will find detailed instructions for everything.

ultimateminecraft.de

Airblockz Survival

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Love Letters Sent:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Our community comes with 2 different games, to ensure you have quality fun!

1: Skyblock (Unique compared to other servers, we have MobArena + Chestshop + etc. )

2: Factions. (Fair and balanced)

3: Survival (Fun and balanced.

4: Creative (Talk to the server and just build stuff like nyan cats :D)

5: Prison (Soon to be released.)

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At Airblockz Survival, we try to give you nonstop, high-quality entertainment! Our server is perfected with top-notch server specs. We run off Intel Xeon E3 Proccessors, and each of our servers come with high RAM. We know you hate servers that are offline, but fear not! We have state of the art DDoS Protection, to prevent those nasty hackers. We try and make imagination reach its limits. Every week, we try to add an event, or just add a new feature to the server, so you will never get tired of the server! Come on in and enjoy the enjoyment!

mc.airblockzs.com

Odyssey Craft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7439
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5636	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

We are multi server hub include Vanilla, FactionPVP, MiniGame and many more.

From the lobby, you can choose your next destination to

Vanilla (this is true vanilla Minecraft and always up-to-date) FactionPVP (typical Faction based PVP server) MiniGame (Fun games to play) Creative User, /vanilla, /creative, /game or /faction

And most of all, we are always free. There is no donation and buy for ranks or commands. You can earn the rank with our voting system.

mc.odyssey-craft.org

Too Stronkk Gaming

Economy, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to Too Stronkk Gaming! -Explore a vast open Factions wilderness! -Kick back and relax in Pirate Cove (Our Spawn World) -Competitive Factions play – TNT ENABLED -Claim land for your faction anywhere you want, the Overworld, the Nether, or the End! -You break the rules, you go to prison to serve hard time. -Real, stable, player driven economy – Emerald Standard -Server is managed by adults -Unique Titles to be earned by completing staff created achievements -Rent Homes, Shops and Storage Vaults within the City of Pirate’s Cove -Ranks and Donation perks – NO PAY TO WIN -Buy donation packages with in-game money! -Win real $MONEY$ for completing certain achievements! SERVER IP = MC.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET 192.169.44.134 WEBSITE = WWW.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET

192.169.44.134

Spuddsmarch

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	105	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8580	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	6906
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	30

After 8 months of preparation, we have finally emerged. Our server is total grief, anarchy, and destruction. Outside of spawn, ANYTHING goes, griefing, raiding, and stealing.

Meet the staff!

Owners: spuddnik and socomtoaster Admins: azdz111 and rex_is_goof1 Mods: Luis1750 and Monty33

192.95.29.170