Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	223	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

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Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	7564
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	41

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Divine Spears Created:	22
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7703
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	548168	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Emeralds Found:	6073	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5014	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3430	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Chimeras Created:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Farms Harvested:	634
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magic Items Found:	4533	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net