Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4472
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	20123
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

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MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Divine Spears Created:	24
Gods Slained:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Animals Bred:	171	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	24
New Chunks Explored:	480199	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Zombie Dances:	4

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

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Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Potions Brewed:	27	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

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CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Enchantments Applied:	210	Meteorites Collected:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

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Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

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Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Animals Bred:	54
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Villages Defended:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

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PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

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Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4014	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

stonecrest.xyz

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Divine Spears Created:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

play.afcraft.net

VisualPvP

PvP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

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