Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Emeralds Found:	5527
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

HyGate

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

HyGate’s core principal is based off of the word custom, most servers all are similar with similar ideas, similar events and similar mechanics, why play on a server with the best of all types? As of right now, we have the following gamemodes for you to experience:

– Survival – Economy KitPvP – One Block Skyblock

INFO IP: mc.hygate.net Discord: hygate.net/discord Website: hygate.net

mc.hygate.net

Tyxer network

hcf, Kitmap

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ores Mined:	6655
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

An HCF server (HardCore Factions), KitMap, Survival (Coming Soon) and Plots (Coming Soon). More open Modalides coming soon!

tyxer.xyz

AODF Minecraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	7645
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	8702
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Public server for all those who enjoy the classic play of Minecraft with some added features.

mcmmo, factions coming, web-based player map, role permissions, donation ranks with perks, more to come.

Vanilla client login with server side plugins to enhance your playtime performance. Our goal is to create a server free of mods and other limiting items to ensure the maximum amount of players can join.

The server is currently being redesigned and features are still being implemented. Please be patient. Theres only a few of us to work on all of this so it will take time. We take suggestions and feedback seriously. Please let us know in game if you have something you feel worth mentioning!

Themes currently and to be soon implemented are.. Survival (SemiVanilla) SurvivalGames / HungerGames/SpleefArena/MobArena Factions Creative RPG

mc.divinefury.com

FtoSurvive

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Emeralds Found:	9375
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Mines Excavated:	2467	Void Gems Collected:	22

– 24/7 | Hosted Spain – DISCORD server: https://discord.gg/QzKruQX

mc.ftosurvive.es

Dribblenetwork

247, Auction, Balanced Economy, Bungeecord, Cracked, Economy, Fun, Multiplayer Survival, Paper, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Endless Night Skies:	1
Star Shards Collected:	99	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

DribbleNetwork is a Java and Bedrock (port 19132) cross-play Minecraft server. Here, you can find Survival, Bedwars, Lifesteal, and minigames. The server is also in offline-mode (aka cracked) and supports Minecraft versions 1.8 and up.

Mc.DribbleNetwork.CF

Odyssey

Creative, Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	369	Magic Items Found:	4789
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

We are a Minecraft server dedicated to our community!

Version: 1.8 -> 1.17

hub.ody.gg

Raier

KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9067
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Join this HIGH QUALITY server with Skyblock, Skywars, and KITPVP!!! Come join us and ALL of the fun we will be having on this server!!! And you can do /be for a cool kill effect! Join to see what it is!!!

raier.net

Survivalpvp

Bed wars, Citybuild, FullPvP, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Animals Bred:	136

Hello on our server we offer pure pvp survival with a shop and you can mine spawners, collect heads and much more. You can just come up and start killing players straight away without having to worry about being banned, money and how many players are online displayed on the score boardthere is no minimum age RULES: NO HACKS, NO NAZIS, NO PORNOGRAPHYI hope we can find a few people who, like us, would like to have a small, relaxed pvp server without hackers. The admins are always there and available, so my name is MCBERGERMC. Feel free to contact me in-game for help At the spawn you can go anywhere or use /shop to shop or sell things eThere is also a backpack There are also different rankseverything is self-builtA few mini-games are coming soon I stream on YouTube every day: Uncle JuJuCOMMANDS:/shop (open shop gui)/sellall hand (sell everything in hand)/sellgui (you can sell anything you want in the inventory)/pay name (transfers money to a player)CREATE PLOT:/p auto (creates plot)/ph (teleported /p deny name (bans players from plot)/p trust name (a player can build on the plot)UPDATES: Bedwars and crates are available, especially for new players. We’ve also installed a top anti-cheat if you’re just looking for a server where you can hack :DI hope we can find a few people who, like us, would like to have a small, relaxed pvp server without hackers. The admins are always there and available, so my name is MCBERGERMC. Feel free to contact me in-game for help EVERYONE COME TO THE SERVER FOR COOL EVENTS AND FREE RANKS!!!!!!!!Bedrock ip: onli.survialpvp.comPort: 11905GO JOIN NOW!

survivalpvp.com

Doragon Craft network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Towny

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	169985
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Love Letters Sent:	18

Welcome to the DoragonCraft Network we are a network of servers with Towny Factions Creative Op Prison Sky block Skygrid Acid island Zombies minigames

We have reopened our doors and are looking for players as well as staff please come check us out we run 1.8.8 – 1.14.x

play.doragoncraftnetwork.com

Nederlandse Kingdom Server

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Towns Built:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

The most fun Dutch Kingdom Server, open 24/7, 1.8.8, no raiding, no x-ray or other hacks, survival, always welcome, join now!! KINGS AND BUILDERS WANTED!!!

kingdom.serv.nu

Tomatocpvp

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5621
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Enchantments Applied:	63
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

1.20 new server open 12h a day, easy to start with this balance based server, use /ah and /shop to make your way to the top.Promote all kind of pvp, also cpvp in spawn!Different crates and awesome feature!Come play with us!

TomatoCPVP.aternos.me

EstiNet Factions

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Animals Bred:	30
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

EstiNet Factions 3.0! —————————————- It’s back and better than ever! This new curated EstiNet Factions experience is balanced (not OP!), fun, and perfected.

* Stable, running the latest version of Minecraft (with 1.8+ support too!)

* Auctions, Shops, and everything that you’d expect!

f.estinet.net

Wynd

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Potions Brewed:	120	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

We’re not quite ready yet, expect this description to be expanded upon when we open.

Wynd is a server running 1.15.2, aimed at hosting a relaxed survival experience.

wynd.gg

Fairy network

Economy, FullPvP, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	76245
Dimension Hops:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Server IP: FairyNetwork.mc-games.org

FairyNetwork.mc-games.org

Survime

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	41
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	2549
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to Survime!

We are a small, open comunity survival server

Features: – Survival Mode – No Lag (Average 20TPS) – Quality of Game/Life elements – Awesome Comunity – Discord Server – Website

Server IP – play.survime.com Website – https://survime.com Discord – https://discord.gg/FuZEb7A

play.survime.com