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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91
Dragons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Emeralds Found:	286

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Towns Built:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Farms Harvested:	661	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3788	Dimension Hops:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	103913
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Zombie Dances:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	153
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Crops Grown:	3785	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4651	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!