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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	2060
Gods Slained:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ores Mined:	7432
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Items Found:	7830	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	5373
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
New Chunks Explored:	960367	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7088
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6843	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Mines Excavated:	4315
Runes Activated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.