Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ores Mined:	1961
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Love Letters Sent:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mines Excavated:	3298

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Farms Harvested:	913	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Emeralds Found:	9118

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Towns Built:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Farms Harvested:	158

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	135	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.