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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Gods Slained:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Ores Mined:	2387
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	New Chunks Explored:	921283
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchantments Applied:	242
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.