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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5001
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Animals Bred:	62
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Farms Harvested:	950	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Crops Grown:	8202
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Farms Harvested:	957
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Falling into the Void:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.