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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Dragons Tamed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	27	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	369	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crops Grown:	9879	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Endless Night Skies:	5
Star Shards Collected:	104	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Animals Bred:	102
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Villages Defended:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	241
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	26
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.