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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Farms Harvested:	478	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Love Letters Sent:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Zombie Dances:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Astral Projections Made:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	2473	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ores Mined:	9352
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	294	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Ores Mined:	3373
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6566
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	New Chunks Explored:	426242
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2936	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Ores Mined:	9031	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Secret Passages Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1248	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.