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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchantments Applied:	162	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Enchantments Applied:	165	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Potions Brewed:	46
Void Armor Forged:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1742	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crops Grown:	9631	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Divine Spears Created:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Farms Harvested:	477	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4449	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.