Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchantments Applied:	128	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	149

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Star Shards Collected:	52
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Alien Abductions:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7564	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Animals Bred:	30	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ores Mined:	2997	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Animals Bred:	135	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Farms Harvested:	324	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	2544	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Runes Activated:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magic Items Found:	4009
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Animals Bred:	119	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!