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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Divine Spears Created:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	4763

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Runes Activated:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magic Items Found:	1561
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Astral Projections Made:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.